Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born

i’m all patrick shwavy and i see this kid in a wheelchair so i go “how long ya gonna be in that wheelchair for?”

friend: “yo he’s got cerebral palsy”

by pillowprincessx3 December 16, 2019

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Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.

We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.

by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025

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Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

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A very loyal, amazing guy. Can always make you laugh and makes your bad days good and your boring days fun. He loves sports. He Has pretty eyes and a pretty face. Patrick is smart and funny, he can tell if you lie. He’s caring and polite and likes to have a good time. A+ boyfriend material

Finna marry Patrick

by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020

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