it's adam and eve not adam and steve

This is a term heterosexuals use when they don't approve of homosexuality.

I don't believe in same-sex relationships. After all, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve that was created by God, right?

by Roy S June 11, 2006

it's not you, it's me

The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.

It's not you, it's me...I'm just not attracted to you.

by Aw yeah August 24, 2004

Saw It, Still Not Funny

Often times when browsing the interwebs for a funny video or mainly a rage comic, you see a repost that really wasn't funny the first time and this repost insn't helping the cause.

I was browsing Reddit for Rage Comics when I saw a repost of a stupid comic.

Saw it, still not funny

by Ike Nwamgbe October 24, 2011

Its Not My Biscuit

Not your thing, your liking

Hey hav you heard that new song...
Yeah its cool but its not my biscuit...

by Seanness October 1, 2006

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009

not a dry eye in the house

every single person in a particular space is touched

After listening to the touching news from the US, there is not a dry eye in the house

by chen new July 26, 2015

It's not going to happen...

Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.

Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...

Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...

by Trixie-Ness Strikes Again January 1, 2008