While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.
Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
by PhilipMolo February 14, 2010
Get the Ninja Openingmug. A ninja nug is bud of weed stashed away somewhere that you miraculously find when you cant buy any more weed.
by Mamao May 29, 2007
Get the Ninja Nugmug. Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"
by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014
Get the Fap Ninjamug. by Marzipan March 26, 2003
Get the the ninjas againmug. A stealthy ninja who poops in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. The ninja pooper then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. They are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all.
While someone is using the shower, a ninja pooper silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. You then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all. Priceless.
by Sixshot891 July 6, 2011
Get the Ninja Poopermug. One who consistently maintains his or her gchat status as invisible in order to 1. avoid unwanted chatting and/or 2. prevent others from knowing he or she is online, yet regularly initiates conversations with others when he or she feels up for it.
Caitlin hates unnecessary chatting and people knowing where she is, even when she's checking her gmail account. She is such a gchat ninja.
by mez337 February 28, 2010
Get the gchat ninjamug. by big nuts 700 November 8, 2020
Get the ninja pacifiermug.