Michael

A random funny science guy on the internet.
Makes guys have an existential crisis after watching one of his videos.

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here!"

by Ren Ernest Elias February 23, 2024

Michael

Michael is a big black man actually he’s small black man because he’s petite and tiny.

Person: Who in the freak is Michael

Me: A small blackish man that’s kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh

by whateverboi December 6, 2023

Michael

we're gay don't lie to yourself

Michael is always suckin and fuckin

by MichaelWoodVCUKROGER May 6, 2024

MICHAEL

A man that is simply "here to help".

You're taking a shower,

Michael; "I'm here to help!"

by iiBibeFoxii May 25, 2024

michael

a wise person .He doesn't like to share his problems but is a very good friend to have .he's quite moody at times and he's also a ladies man.he's quite romantic and easy to fall in love with too.

I have a friend who's quite a michael.

by selzydjebz June 8, 2024

Michael

A fart bag

Michael munches on butt

by Sohiaaaa March 11, 2024

michael

a stupid dirty slave who solely depends on eating chicken and drinking cool aid to survive

hey have you seen michael today?
nah he's too busy eating chicken and practising shooting his glock

by nweionofnef March 17, 2024