by Urmom.edu November 27, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Oh I see he is a Matthew
by Hendifnnshs jk anxbdkdhndhz October 18, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. An Irish Potatoe Farmer but he does not crawl on the floor with depression. No one else can plant Potatoes better than him. You wanna know why? Because he isn't just an Irish Potatoe farmer, He's THE Irish Potatoe farmer.
Wow, you got one of Matthew's Potatoes!!! Can I have a bite? They are the best potatoes I've ever tasted!!!
by _totally_not_matthew_I_swear_ November 7, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a loving, caring guy that listens to what others say , he never gets a chance at love because no one gives him a chance and he’s very lonely and needs someone to back him up when he’s feeling down
by Jam jam jam 6153 May 6, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. A person who has a Sesame Street fetish and regularly watches Elmo pornography. Also a frail blond lad that often crawls on the floor like a desolate potato farmer while watching Elmo with a poner.
“Man that Guy is such a Matthew. Especially because of his Elmo fetish”
“Hey have you seen matthew?” “Yeah, I saw him Matthew-ing around.”
“Hey have you seen matthew?” “Yeah, I saw him Matthew-ing around.”
by Majackson125 November 25, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew or Matt is someone who likes big fat raging cock in their mouth & asshole. He is a cocky kid with small dick energy who can never get a gf because he’s to busy playing video games like a virgin. He likes to pretend to be nice & act tough but on the inside he’s an insecure pussy who is most likely gay. He says the N-word but isn’t even close to black. He likes to watch porn but to see the dick & not the pussy.
by Pink head October 21, 2019
Get the Matthewmug.