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masturbation

finely just had masturbation session
by finster May 16, 2022
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must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad
Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries
by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022
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masturbation Legend

Someone who can masturbate secretly in public.
I'm a masturbation Legend because I got off in my CCD teacher's office.
by IDONTMIND June 11, 2016
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chinese masturbating

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen
Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice
by anonymous February 20, 2022
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masturbation

the act of pleasuring yourself to a pic of hot boobs, ass, or porn,
oh man my favorite thing to do naked is masturbation
by masturbater naked fuck me September 7, 2021
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masturbation

''Sometimes, uh, people are unable to find other people to partake in certain activities with, in which they will partake in those activities on their own. That, that is the definition-

(H: no it's really not.)

That is KIND OF the definition of masturbation. Ummm and that is all I'm willing to say''

Max (and Harvey) to Tilly in 13 again podcast
''It looks like you're masturbating.'' was said to Tilly. ''What is masturbation?'' clueless Tilly asked.
by hereforthefunsies January 3, 2025
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masturbation formation

You ready for masturbation formation tonight? Laundry day is tomorrow.
by Momof4hmr December 21, 2020
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