Martin

a cow that might be pregnant

She looks a little fat.

Oh, yeah, Martin? She’s a glutton.

Someone should check her for a calf.

I hate doing that.

Well, that’s why I said “someone.”

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Conner Martin

A childish boy who drinks bud every night and thinks he can always win at monopoly.

He has a small willy and never gets a shag.

Omg he’s just like Conner Martin

by Anonbeef1298 May 10, 2020

Leif Martin

Smort

Leif martin is so smort

by Handle Cant blank... June 22, 2022

Martin

jess is the better martin

"hey, who's the better martin?"
" jess is."

by notrueshoodie September 13, 2025

Jenny Beth Martin

Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.

I got shot by Jenny Beth Martin when I tried to kiss my boyfriend.

by BuckSuck February 7, 2021

al-martin

God

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.

by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019

martin bergman

Huge penis. Always bigger than Calebs.

Martin Bergman is handsome

by Marroo February 16, 2019