by craycrayray January 18, 2021
If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.
by LTown122 October 24, 2018
by Ass Turkey April 3, 2018
Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .
JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker
Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong
Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong
by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021
someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker
girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
by yumclump September 18, 2017
A swiss fella who thoroughly enjoys and takes pride in their nation's cheese. The history of the lickers has deep roots into the association of homosexuality.
The cheese lickers are often found to immigrate to the US and have issues importing their computers into the country.
The cheese lickers are often found to immigrate to the US and have issues importing their computers into the country.
Clarke: Have you heard from David lately?
Dominic: Nah, I don't really talk to that filthy cheese licker.
Clarke: God I hate when Swiss blokes non-stop yap about their country.
Dominic: Those brain dead cheese lickers never know when to shut their mouths.
Dominic: Nah, I don't really talk to that filthy cheese licker.
Clarke: God I hate when Swiss blokes non-stop yap about their country.
Dominic: Those brain dead cheese lickers never know when to shut their mouths.
by grizloy March 8, 2024
Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
by Purple dood April 14, 2021