Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Da Vinci's last brush

When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."

by Benschaminbensch1 April 29, 2018

MuahLonnBEAT DOWN DouBJraGs last payback

A Bemmimgfilm by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I am name after muahlonnbeat down doubjrags last payback. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 25, 2024

Taylor (last name)

Someone with the last name Taylor is an idiot.

Ugh, … Taylor (last name) never turned up, they are so stupid. Never trust a Taylor.

by NotCalledTaylor April 19, 2022

Tip Last

(Of a man) The act of inserting the tip of the penile penis into one’s orifice after inserting the rest of the body.

Man, I went tip last into Edward last night. I couldn’t breathe. I had to get Oscar to help me out. And in.

by setharooski January 9, 2024

Last Samurai

to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect

I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.

Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.

by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017

last chance to look at me hector

ding ding ding ding ding

gus said "last chance to look at me hector" to Don Salamanca, only to realize that waltuh had set him up

by afrozendiamond June 9, 2025