jerk smelter

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation

Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?

by 60 Central February 29, 2008

jerk raise

In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the player who posted the large blind at the beginning of the hand is the last person given a chance to bet before the flop. If all the other players call the blind without raising the bet, the player with the big blind can then raise, causing the betting to circle the table again. This is a good way to make money but a bad way to make friends.

"Well, are you going to check so we can see the flop or jerk raise?"

by Ironmaus May 23, 2008

Jerk the cat

The act of regurgitating.

I am totally going to jerk the cat.

by drunkchuck January 2, 2010

Jerk-off salt

When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.

Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.

by NiggaNoit October 6, 2019

Slinky jerk

The act of masterbating without an erection.

or for girls;

The act of masterbating a guy who doesn't have an erection.

"Oh man, I did a slinky jerk today but stopped when I got a hard on. I have control".

"Dammit Jacob, whats wrong with your penis, I don't want to slinky jerk, you're on your own".

by Justin_Ley October 2, 2006

Mexican Mud Jerk

When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.

We had no lotion so my friends mom showed me the true wonders of a Mexican Mud Jerk.

by Judd Appatow May 3, 2009

Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker

A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.

I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.

by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009