Jason

A guy that sucks at being a boyfriend. Just don’t date guys that start with J

“I’m dating Jason”
“Eewwww dump him”

by Caitlinator16 April 20, 2022

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Jason

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”

God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!

by Smelly Coworker January 27, 2023

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Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before arriving to the terminal

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

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A name that girls get obsessed about. A Jason doesn’t put any interest. He keeps his peace of mind and enjoys hanging out with friends. He is very social and out going, but he also likes being home playing video games.

Kenya: “Litzy you see that guy over there. What’s his name?”
Litzy: “OMG! YES! His name is Jason. He overwhelms me with his presence, but I never can get his attention. Which, makes me want him even more!👉🏽👈🏽😍”

by Anonymous Savage December 1, 2021

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Jason Eyster

Probably the most fruitiest man you will ever meet. legend has it that he has taken the most .. you know what.. up the you know what. he will try to take your boyfriend so watch out girls.

Alex: why are you acting so jason eyster
Lui: what’s that mean?
Alex: you’re acting fruity

by Greg Hamilton September 7, 2020

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Jason

He’s a hard core memer and loves his friends a lot. He spams stuff in group chats, and you can guarantee that at least a sixth of the messages in any chat are memes that he probably got from Reddit. The girls around him can’t stop loving him and he gets mega puss.

Jason is a hard core memer.
Dang it, jason posted another minion meme.
Man, Jason is so amazing

by Person123322234 December 9, 2021

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