Turds With Friends

(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!

by Anthony Willy July 26, 2012

Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.

Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.

by Turtle89 September 22, 2009

Just a friend

Now that Adrien is here

GO TELL MARINETTE THAT SHE IS NOT JSUT A FRIEND

Adrien : Oh Marinette she is just a friend

by madscoobydontmesswithme8809 April 11, 2021

Poodle Friend

Any hair, or an amazingly awesome hairdo. Especially one that shares a surprising resemblance to a poodle. If you cut/shave your hair, you are killing your poodle. Afros are very poodly (or poodley). Straight hair is an emo poodle. You get the picture.

Why did you kill your poodle friend! It looked so good before!

That (insert noun here) is soo poodley!

Pete Wentz is just one big emo poodle!

by poodlesRus April 16, 2009

Yander-Friend

A person who’s eager to murder someone or something, yes, literally an object, or someone that hurt their best friend

“This is my Yander-Friend - …. You’ll get what it means if you hurt me 😄”

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙...

*word not made by me, it was by my friend.”

by Sketch(y) July 11, 2021

friend fishing

When one "fishes" for new friends by sending out friend invitations to the friends of friends on Facebook or MySpace. One can grow one's friends list exponentially using this practice.

Guy 1, "I wish I had more Facebook friends. Jeremy has, like, a million!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, dude, that's because he goes friend fishing whenever he gets an add."

by Skeptrix June 30, 2009

friends with benefits

When 2 friends r attracted 2 each other in a sexual way but neither wants the committment of a relationship. the 2 usually care for each other tho.

After hooking up with him, i knew that our relationship would never be anything more than friends with benefits.

by advice.giver June 11, 2006