horse jar

When a guy and a horse cum in a jar and make a girl or a guy chugs the jar.

Jimmy and Crow cum in the jar and mix it around and make the wife jane drink the horse jar.(crow is the horse)

by Horse Jar Man August 8, 2017

Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.

"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."

by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007

Slow horse

1. a donkey, a domestic ass, Equus asinus.
2. a long-eared domesticated member of the horse family (Equidae), descended from the African wild ass (Equus asinus)
3. (since 1874) a representation of this animal as the emblem of the U.S. Democratic party.
4. a stupid, silly, or obstinate person.

Vanessa: Hey look, why are those tourists riding on that 'slow horse'?
John: That's a donkey, my dear!

by juanmarcos1 December 14, 2010

4 Horses

When someone sends 4 horse emojis, that person is trying to tell you they want to have a foresome with you and your friends. A side definition is having a horse shlong.

Samber just sent me 4 Horses in emojis, he definitely wants a foresome, maybe he's packing too.

by Sussy S Supermarket January 20, 2022

Kill a horse

To defecate, poop, or take a huge shit that leaves the bathroom smelling like someone just slaughtered and gutted a full grown horse.

I hate going to the bathroom when I’m not home but that lasagna at Linda’s house made me immediately kill a horse. She went in right after and assumed it was Betty. Wheew !! That was a close one!!

by Cainblack2004 August 25, 2019

Horse Lover

When a person is in love with a horses penis and always dreamed of fucking one.

Sophia is such a horse lover she likes to dream about the horse dick she ate last night

by Ewis November 18, 2019

Sysa horse

Sysa horse is a legendary animal. The sysa is derived from the turkish word sisa (sesa) that means smelly serf. In the schythian-nomad empire the sesa was the lowest grade. In many civilization (fe: the Kazar empire, the seleucid empire) siesa means horse-milker or sexton. Sysa horse is a magic platypus who killed the last king of the bloddy grapemans.

"Blackfoot" Marcus Siesa was a schythian-hun-arabian-parthian cohort who fighterd in the Danube basin against the romanian army. When a legionray attacked him he ate the agressor, but it vas just an old legend of sysa horse

by Dr. loverdon March 4, 2009