Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by June 17, 2025

Get your HOG in, bol

When your bro about to fuck some cooter

She's into it bro. Get your hog in, bol

by Young Bol P December 11, 2019

hog habits

The practice of having numerous and risky sexual encounters , disregarding the consequences.

"Hog habits die hard son" -my dad on why he doesn't live with us anymore.

by wordmaster_clarence November 22, 2017

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Corn Hog

A penis with anal corn on it.

I made the bitch eat chipotle corn twice. First from a burrito then from my Corn Hog.

by Iggy4u November 22, 2022

Truffle Hog

When you fuck a girls ass and then put it in her pussy you get a brown like substance formed on your penis. You then get your penis and smear that liquid (truffle butter) over her lips like a dirty sanchez

Derik: baby let's make some truffle butter
Baby: only if u smear it all over my lips
Derik: dam baby you want me to give a truffle hog

by Sexguru69 August 07, 2015

Truffle Hog

Someone who only goes on dates to get a free meal.

Dude, Ashley is definitely a truffle hog. We go out to eat at the most expensive places, she never offers to Dutch treat, and she never wants to hangout outside of going out to eat.

by spoofsupreme February 02, 2021