Hog rider

HOG RIDAAAA

-hey bro did you watc-
-HOG RIDAAAA
-what
-HOG RIDAAAA
-Marvin please I've already lost angela i don't want to lose you too
-HOG RIDAAAA
-MARVIN! Gods sake PLEASE MARVIN STOP
-HOG RI(hel-)DAAAA
-MARVIN I KNEW YOU WERE STILL IN THERE WAIT IMA CALL 911 STAY HERE
-HOG RI(hur)DAA(ry!)AA
-HELLO 911? MY FRIEND HAS BEEN AFFECTED WITH THE HOG RIDER SICKNESS SEND HELP QUICK
-No worries sir we're sending a team out now
-THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! MARVIN, MARVIN! Where are...you
-..........Hog.....Rider...
-POLICE PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AIR NOW
-Sir I-its too late, we should probably leave before this-
-NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
(Marvin in deep hog rider voice) -Who's this "we're"
(police looks around)
...no...NO...NO-

Hog ridaaa.

by Bababoooooooooooooooey May 17, 2022

Wart Hog

A man with obvious genital herpes, who nonetheless attempts to seduce women and engage in unprotected sexual intercourse.

Not to be confused with Warthog the amazing air plane model.

"That pig just asked me if I wanted to come back to his room"

"He's worse than a pig, I heard that he's a wart hog"

by El Guapo de Pseudoephedrine October 3, 2019

hog job

The art of sticking a wild hog into the anus.

Emily was doing a Hog Job to me when she slipped her finger in my bog of eternal stench!

by Hagrid from PS1 October 9, 2017

hogs

female tits.

Girl: wanna see my tits?

Any Guy: Don’t send me pics of your boobs girl, u know ur worth more than that but YEAH LETS SEE THEM HOGS

by rando bando January 31, 2019

rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

by oopi April 22, 2025

sugar hog

Like a Sugar mamma but she’s fat with money

That lady sure is a sugar hog

by Babybackbitch72 June 26, 2023