skin his ass

The act of getting fucked up and/or beaten up. “Skinning”, “skinned”, and “skint” also refer to someone/something expiriencing pain.

~*Falls into spike pit on Happy Wheels*
“oooo-SKINNED his ass!!!”
~ “Man, did you see how he was trying to talk shit after he got beat the fuck up?!”

“YESS!!! Rondrell should skin his ass again.”

by Xx2K18xX May 30, 2018

bag his junk

The act of putting on a condom.

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.

by jrsjoint March 15, 2010

sugar in his ass

When a guy likes dick in his ass. Gay man.

He looks like he has a little sugar in his ass.

by TheMan600987 May 15, 2016

feeding his duck

Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.

by I<3UrbanDictionary March 10, 2010

dumping his load

Emptying a full trailer so that it can be filled again. ...What a still operator will tell the chopper driver when he's looking for the truck driver.

"Dude where's the next truck?"

"Oh, he's dumping his load, he'll be there in 5 minutes."

by npokpr October 15, 2013

Tazz his ass

The act of befriending a player at Black Market prior to a server restart on DayZ PC servers, just to hit them with the ass clapper 3000 when they log back in.

Steel: This player just pulled up to black market, what should I do?

Yeeter McSkeeter: Tazz his ass.

Steel: Ok, the ass clapper 3000 is loaded.

by Yeeter McSkeeter March 7, 2021

Checked his oil

Remove his pants. Inserting one. Possibly two fingers into another mans anus, to show dominance.

Thunder threw woo woo bear on the ground and checked his oil!

by Mash88 October 29, 2020