yelling at his shoes

Vomiting, especially in public.

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

veggie his valley

When a man sticks his Penis between another man's bum cheeks and in his bumhole.

Big Tom had the horn for Steve and really wanted to veggie his Valley!

by Angel2571 August 13, 2015

Tazz his ass

The act of befriending a player at Black Market prior to a server restart on DayZ PC servers, just to hit them with the ass clapper 3000 when they log back in.

Steel: This player just pulled up to black market, what should I do?

Yeeter McSkeeter: Tazz his ass.

Steel: Ok, the ass clapper 3000 is loaded.

by Yeeter McSkeeter March 7, 2021

Checked his oil

Remove his pants. Inserting one. Possibly two fingers into another mans anus, to show dominance.

Thunder threw woo woo bear on the ground and checked his oil!

by Mash88 October 29, 2020

kick his fuck in

Northern Irish slang for beating someone up

If he doesn't stop slabbering about my ma ill kick his fuck in

by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014

feeding his duck

Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.

by I<3UrbanDictionary March 10, 2010

dumping his load

Emptying a full trailer so that it can be filled again. ...What a still operator will tell the chopper driver when he's looking for the truck driver.

"Dude where's the next truck?"

"Oh, he's dumping his load, he'll be there in 5 minutes."

by npokpr October 15, 2013