i have two sneeze

when you have to sneeze, you yell fuck loud!!

Bryan: I have two sneeze
George: ok go sneeze
Bryan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by youngkap February 15, 2019

I don't have think

When you don't have anything to say or think

Them : " So what is your motivation ? "
Her : " I don't have think "

by zAneThe_Weirdo December 12, 2021

To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

by Vhemo May 5, 2018

ooh i have a pocketknife

pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand

example one:

person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together

person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!

example 2:

person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!

by skskskskskskandioopandiscoop September 6, 2019

Go commit are have stupid

“Go commit are have stupid” is an alternative to saying “Go be stupid”.

ROBLOX Player 1: “Lol you suck at maths”.
ROBLOX Player 2: “Go commit are have stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: *are have stupid*.

by You are have stupid March 20, 2019

I have a dream, wet

Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,

I have a dream, wet: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.

by ever Be Sure January 24, 2013

What have you come as?

What have you come as is what people in the U.K. ask their friends when they do something peculiar,act off, or anything else pertaining to an attitude or behavior.

*friend walks in wearing a bum bag, stilettoes, and ear muffs*

"Oh, Lord! What have you come as?"

by Apocolipsticks May 19, 2018