Handylion

The act of getting a handjob, preferably in the shower.

"Dude, how far did you get with the chick last night."

"She was quite a tease but I was able to get a handylion out of the whole deal."

"In the shower?"

"Oh, you know it. Wouldn't have it any other way."

by DJCrohn February 28, 2009

handytarded

Someone who is neither "retarded" nor "handycapped" but somewhere inbetween

Man, John is handytarded
SIR!!, my saxophone is being handytarded

by saxboii April 15, 2010

Hang on a tic

An informal Australian request (non-business slang) for a bit more time, a short amount of time like the tic of a clock.

Hang on a tic, mate. We're updating our website. G'day everyone. (written on a website)

Hang on a tic, sweetie, be with you next. (said by waitress)

by SEOwordwoman December 27, 2011

Hang-O

Short for hangover. Side effects from heavy drinking; a headache & felling sick

Guy 1: Yo I had a badass hang-o last night
Guy 2: With all that drinking, I bet

by TheGoldBull February 4, 2013

Hang wedgie

A punishment for us nerds who are socially awkward and wear briefs.

I got stripped down to my briefs by bullies and they dragged me outside where the teacher could not see us, hooked my underwear to the flagpole and pulled me up high. I pooped and peed my briefs 10 times a minute every day. I was up there for 5 days until a hot milf teacher I liked saw me and got me down. I was embarrassed so much... I got a super wedgie on the flagpole, it really sucked and I hated it! Hang wedgie.

by ScrawnyNerd May 6, 2014

Handy Andy

When one gives a hand job while dressed as Raggedy Andy.

The costume party took a turn when Raggedy Ann's other half gave me a "handy Andy".

by Frida Burbowski June 5, 2017

hang a lizard

When a large shit is hanging out of your ass

I have to go hang a lizard.

by suprisefuck6969 October 27, 2017