The video game enthusiasts worst nightmare. When the input device of a games console becomes contaminated by the food residue on the hands of the person(s) you are playing with you can accuse them of having pizza hands. Most often occurs when fast food is consumed before or during a gaming session. Pizza is the most common cause of this, hence the name pizza hands. It is most unfortunate to have to use a control pad after someone with pizza hands has handled it, but it can be unavoidable when there are more players than available control pads and a knock out system is in place.
Jamie beat Mark on WCW/nWo World Tour on the Nintendo 64. Therefore I was next to face Jamie using the same control pad that Mark had just used. The control pad was greasy as Mark had pizza hands!
by "Ron" May 16, 2007
Get the Pizza Handsmug. The act of taking a man's cock in your hand, moving it slowly up and down while he gets hard, then stroking faster and harder until he cums. For more pleasure (and cool hot sound) use lots of lubrication.
I knelt down by Jeff, took his cock in my hand, rubbing it up and down then put some KY on it to make it slippery. My hand sliding up and down made him so horny he could hardly help but cum like crazy. I watched his cum squirt all over his stomach and my hand.
by Cindy in Michigan January 13, 2005
Get the Hand jobmug. Another word for a handjob, although funnier and less over-used. Grade 7-8 is a great time for Hand-dukes.
by esta May 8, 2008
Get the hand-dukemug. doyle: 1. An exclamation shouted when a person playing football drops an easy pass because they don't have good hands (catching ability, see good hands)
2. An adjective describing a person or play in football in which a player drops an easy pass because they lack good hands (catching ability, see good hands)
2. An adjective describing a person or play in football in which a player drops an easy pass because they lack good hands (catching ability, see good hands)
1. (The person playing quarterback in a pickup football game): "I threw a perfect pass and Steve dropped it."
(A friend): "Yea that was a no hands Doyle for sure."
2. 'No Hands Doyle!!" or sometimes just "Doyle!" Usually used immediately after a pass is dropped by everyone in the vicinity.
(A friend): "Yea that was a no hands Doyle for sure."
2. 'No Hands Doyle!!" or sometimes just "Doyle!" Usually used immediately after a pass is dropped by everyone in the vicinity.
by hbd101 December 14, 2010
Get the no hands doylemug. 1. The act of rubbing your unwashed crotch and then shoving your hand in someone's face for them to experience the smell.
2. The game whereby two or more people try to give each other the Pubic Hand.
2. The game whereby two or more people try to give each other the Pubic Hand.
That idiot wouldn't shut up, so I gave him the Pubic Hand. Man, I guess I should have showered before the party; you should've seen him retch!!
by M Scott July 11, 2006
Get the Pubic Handmug. When I combine the hand waggling motion of Jazz Hands, with the finger wiggling action of Spirit Fingers...Spazz hands is the result. An uncoordinated mess that makes the performer look stupid.
by Ninja Dave October 21, 2008
Get the Spazz Handsmug. When a male shakes another male's hand without any firmness whatsoever. Fish handshaking usually results in the normal handshaking party to doubt the manhood of the other.
Hey man, I met some dude at the game last night. He looked like a stand up guy, until he gave me the fish hand.
by Sat Man December 9, 2008
Get the Fish handmug.