Play football 

In Madden, punting or kicking on 4th down instead of running a normal play to get the first down.

"This game is too close, I gotta play football"

Play football by darthgaber66 June 16, 2025

The Football wall 

When a football fan cannot accept their club is not the biggest in the world till players they want go elsewhere. it is like when a woman hits the wall at 30

Newcastle United have hit the football wall

The Football wall by Dr Tard August 10, 2025

Grvy football mode 

When you summon Payton manning to get you the first down in football while you hit the vape 50 times in the backfield. Then on the next down you go grvy mode and get 900 yards and a touchdown while hitting the gas pack.

Damn that dude just went fucking grvy football mode he's fucking nuts. Did you see him hit the gas pack in the end zone?

Grvy football mode by KingofFunRuh October 2, 2025

monkey monkey football 

Another word for a three-some

The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football

monkey monkey football by j-me lynn January 14, 2014

Brendan's fantasy football team 

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"

1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"

Brendan's fantasy football team by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017

Pueblo South High School football 

The ultimate upittomy of scumbag faggot football players on the planet. There middle name is dirty while they suck off the referees. Stadium is total shit even with the jumbotron.

Dick, conceded douchbag players that finger themselves after each game. Stay away from this infested sack of dog shit school at all means.

Pueblo South High School football

Hey dude, gotta play Pueblo South tonight. You shitting me dude, are the Denver PD escorting you out of that shithole?

Pueblo South= Low life, scum sucking pieces of chewed up DOG SHIT!!!

Pueblo South High School football by I'm your daddy!! November 15, 2017

puerto rican football with legs 

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

puerto rican football with legs by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018