English or spanish

A joke said to a person or group of people usually in a mall followed with who ever moves first is gay

The man: English or Spanish?
The victim or victims: English/Spanish (depending on the person)
The man: who ever moves first is gay/Quien se mueve primero es gay.
The victim: *frozen*

by Orange juice lover 1 June 16, 2024

Non-Plain English

Isslie Ebonics, too dam broke tho, mor so thear da shit.

"They speak in non-plain english when theres Chainz din Fi-Ah". Ekskuz my tung sol, but i kant go round givn them Nok toomuh noledge

by H.N.I.C. K.A.B. March 09, 2020

Borati English

Broken English which is spoken in a professional tone/casual tone. This is also commonly spoken by non native English speakers.

Guy: Yo what's good?
Borat: It is good.
Guy: What's your name?
Borat: My name Borat.

Guy: Hello.
Indo-Pakistani: Helloo.
Guy: ...
Indo-Pakistani: Why very quiet?

"It appears we have come across Borati English."

by pakpineapple September 21, 2024

English No.1

Way of telling someone they messed up what they said.

Invented by Nerdecrafter

"Which what would you make?" "English No.1"

by Mia Evans January 18, 2022

The english channel

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.

I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?

by English channel January 06, 2022

English breakfast

When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)

Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!

by Nick Off April 22, 2021

English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.

Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning

by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023