Cow punch

Where you punch a cow so hard in the head that it has an instant abortion. This works on women too.

Guy 1: So my chick was knocked up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cow punched the bitch son!

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

Holy cow

When something crazy happens

“I just jumped out the window”
“Holy cow”

by Beeshup slambo January 12, 2019

milking the cow

when your bird has given you a hand job and you have spunked all over her sleeve and the she squeezes the cloth so the salty goodness drips off like milk from a cows udder!!

by POWER B May 14, 2003

The Sacred Cow

Name given to the first aircraft used to regularly transport The President of The United States, a C-54 Skymaster. This Aircraft was the forerunner of Air Force One.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Cash Cow

The state or act of being a beef-munching, coin tossin', cut-throat-to-the-moat connoisseur.

Wow, Tatum Lenberg is quite the cash cow tonight!

Do you accept debit or cash cow?

How do you measure a cash cow in quarts?

by cashcowcathy November 29, 2018

Cow tongue

When someone is receiving a blowjob from their significant other and he/she licks down the shaft to the balls and keeps going; moving backwards between the legs to lick the taint and slide their tongue up the ass crack, in a similar fashion to that of a credit card swipe.

"Hey, how'd your hookup on Grinder go?"
"Great. We Netflixed and chilled and he gave me cow tongue."

by MyPrincessIsInAnotherCastle December 4, 2015

cow town

An unsophisticated town within a cattle raising area.

Columbus, Ohio is often described as a cow town by Cincinnatians as it lacks the vibe found in sophisticated urban areas.

by joeynick August 20, 2011