A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.
Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.
If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025
Get the Clock Gobbling Flaggetmug. When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty
by King Renzo January 22, 2021
Get the Cleaned My Clockmug. by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019
Get the THE CLOCK HITTERmug. The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.
by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025
Get the Phantom Clock Hitmug. A clock cleaner is a person who never will waste time or energy that could be better off spent whaling on the guy who was too rough to leave it at acting tough.
by CleenHisClock October 13, 2025
Get the Clock Cleanermug. why the hell would you search this name up???
anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben
why do we even need to have a clock this tall
anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben
why do we even need to have a clock this tall
guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma
by jsavy June 29, 2024
Get the Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complexmug. The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
by The Remaining One April 5, 2017
Get the German Jizz Clockmug.