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Canada's history

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man, we did Canada's history last night and it was awesome!
by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010
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Canada

A country that serves poop, pee, and diarrhea platters to its patrons. Avoid the restaurants at all costs. Its Executive Prime Minister likes to hit birds all the time and gets nothing accomplished in his 50-year terms. Its citizens run around screaming all the time and they are so intellectually capable they can recite the entire works of Shakespeare while riding a unicycle underwater. Its Executivs Prime Minister takes a liking to sexually abusing bats occasionally.
Canada is a place that only psychos and Tim Russert goes.
by Barry Trotter December 14, 2008
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canadas history

Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.
by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010
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Canada

You might have seen one of the advertisements on this website with a shirt that states, quit simply:

Canada: America's hat.

oh, and btw, if "Americans" are people from America, then "Canadians" are from "Canadia"
Canada:
Cold
Annoying
Nowhere
Above
Da
America
by Simian Infernus June 10, 2009
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candane

an adult that cybers with young children, may or may not be real life perverts or pedophiles.
Dude! that girl is only 12?!?! get your fucking dick out your hand and stay up off yahoo chat you candane ass bitch!
by Chris Hanson January 15, 2008
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Canada

"Canada" has two meanings. 1) A country north of U.S.A. 2) A way to describe it when somebody is being extremely polite and kind.
1) noun "Let's go to Canada this year."

2) adjective "I like how Jimmy is being a Canada today. Usually we want to say to him, "U so jerk"."
by AquamarineKitty May 11, 2018
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Canada

A legend in which drake lives in
The legendary Canada
by canAadianClucko October 21, 2018
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