When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.
Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.
by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018
Get the bloody mushroom mug.Someone who frequently eat a lot of period blood off the female flower. I short a version of this would be a real man.
Man 1: Your a bloody cunt muncher
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga
by Mr Wet Pickle likes to Fiddle July 7, 2018
Get the Bloody Cunt Muncher mug.Where the woman is on or has planned to be on her period on the night following her wedding (honeymoon) and enjoys the idea of playing in it with her husband as a fetish.
We are so crazy in love that we planned to Bloody honeymoon after our marriage, then we planned to truffle butter baby the week after!! YEA!!!
by adzy88 July 19, 2018
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Get the Bloody Rich mug.Using a water activated growing dinosaur as a tampon then smacking someone with it once it's fully grown and filled with blood
by Xanthern August 7, 2018
Get the Bloody T-Rex mug.The act of a female homosapien inserting her digital into her vagina. Taking out her bloody digital the proceeds to put it in someone's ear. Hence a more extreme, gory, version of the classical "Wet Willy."
Yo is your ear bleeding?
_Nah Camilla gave me a "Bloody Willy."
What's that?
_She put her bloody finger in my ear...
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_Nah Camilla gave me a "Bloody Willy."
What's that?
_She put her bloody finger in my ear...
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by @niggadude._ January 20, 2019
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