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Fiddling the bean

1. (verb). Male or female stimulation of the clitoris, whether it be by someone else or by the female owning the "bean."
1.Timmycoke was fiddling the bean of that fat girl for so long that the couch became wet with mysterious bodily fluids.
2. Due to her boyfriend cheating on her, Amy resorted to fiddling the bean all night.
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bean baging

bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.
jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!

bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?

jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!

bob: yes tea baging?

jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.

bob: marvallous!
by elcaci April 27, 2009
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bean play

When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles and caresses your nads.
When I go to the massage parlor, I always ask the nice Korean lady go "nice and soft," which means in the end I'll be getting some bean play.
by Rhett Perry January 5, 2008
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bean tart

a mole on the back of one's neck. may look like chocolate but don't be fooled.
by J. Finklestein April 3, 2009
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Bean Spider

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.
by TG_MOLE November 22, 2010
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Beanbox

A person with confusing mannerisms and nonsensical behaviours that incite you to perform frequent facepalms due to their stupidity
That drunk guy just spilled beer on his pants and is trying to dry it off with his shirt; what a beanbox
by cmdrpwg June 1, 2011
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Beaner-Box

An old muscle car, (i.e. a Monte Carlo, Impala, Grand National) that is modified with hydraulics, ugly vinyl graphics and tacky gold rims that generally ruin the car's GOOD qualities.
Carlos: "Yo, check out my ride! It's a 1978 Monte Carlo with hydraulics, TIS rims, flame vinyl, a NOS tank by the console. It's beautiful!"

Any sensible person: "You just turned a good Monte Carlo into a crappy Beaner-Box."
by J-48273 June 30, 2011
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