Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.

Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.

by Olaffffffvfrf May 14, 2017

Mountain badger

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men

My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!

by Xrock79 July 31, 2017

honey badgered

To lick honey out of someones butthole. Also know as Honey Badgering or honeypotting.

I honey badgered my girlfriend last night.

by BEARBEARLALAB August 10, 2017

two bagger

rounding the bases with two people in a single 24 hour period. three = three bagger, four = four bagger, etc.

I managed to swing a two bagger today! Next goal, a three bagger!

by snags12 August 27, 2017

Shadow bagger

A shadow bagger is a stranger who in public will stand so close behind you that you can't see them and they are out of your peripherals. Only when you turn your head or back/bump into them you notice them!

"Last night at the party I stepped out to check out the moon and I had no idea that Shadow Bagger Chris was standing behind me the whole time...next time I'm throwing an elbow!"

by Gunno 2 November 6, 2017

Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.

Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!

by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017