bacon racist

A person who will only eat pork bacon and thinks all other forms, turkey, soy, etc., are disgusting and will not eat them.

"Hey dude, you got any bacon?"
"Ya but its turkey bacon."
"That's cool. I'm not bacon racist."

by Cherrii 13 May 10, 2014

bacon kisses

The kiss you have with someone after eating bacon or bacon flavored food.

Sunday brunch is my favorite they always end in bacon kisses.

by ogEmilicious November 20, 2013

bacon stripper

A stripper that wears bacon. Duh.

Jim: Hey, do you want a bacon stripper?
Bob: Of course! I want to be aroused and eat bacon. LIKE A BOSS!

by ShadowCX11 January 7, 2016

go bacon

Going 300% harder than Ham and 500% harder than Turkey.

I can't wait for the party this weekend. I'm going to go bacon on the dance floor.

by OG Henny Lope November 19, 2013

bacon lip

rub bacon grease (at least 1 full cup or just spray bacon spritzer)all over a fat swollen lip.

if your hookin up with a girl and u bite her lip it swells up like a plump bloody sausage. rub in the bacon grease and you got bacon lip, baby.

by BaconSharkBite April 15, 2009

canadian bacon

When one inserts their penis into a foreman grill, (the small grills that close like waffle maker) fries it until it resembles canadian bacon, and forces someone into eating it.

Rob: Dude i heard Bob gave Samantha canadian bacon!

Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?

by wordswemakewhenskating July 29, 2011

Bacon Dick

The description of a male who has sex with larger, pig-like women/men. The women/men have to meet the requirements of, being overweight with multiple fat rolls, a very distinct fat person stink, and a drive to get those jelly rolls jiggling.

Example 1:
Sarah: "Did you hear that Jake is having sex with that gross fat chick from the club?"
Jen: "Yeah, he has a total bacon dick."

Example 2:

Angel: "Hey hun, you ready to get a bacon dick tonight?"
Adam: "Sorry girl, but those small rolls don't have enough jelly filling jiggle, and would need a more overwhelming amount of fat stink for me to even consider getting a bacon dick from you."

by SalivatingAlpacas January 4, 2015