AUSTIN

has the smallest penis in existence.

Austin : two inches is average right?
person 1 :no?
Austin : oh.

by m1kel September 19, 2023

Austin

The dude who has 4 marriages lined up…

Austin Wow this man oh man busss

by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023

Austin and Jayda

Lovers who have sex in the stalls during class

Austin and Jayda keep moaning in the bathroom.

by Smasher6708 May 10, 2019

Austin

Only eats Mac and cheese

Yeah that’s Austin, he only eats Mac and cheese.

by RobertHillthe2nd May 13, 2025

Austin Moment

When a guy says that he has a girlfriend but when asked says he doesn't actually have one.

Guy 1: "Dumbass doesn't actually have a girlfriend"
Guy 2: "No I was just kidding fellas"
Guy 1: "This an Austin Moment."

by K13R4N July 24, 2021

Austin

A guy that pulls girls without his own knowledge. Probably smart too. Give your fellow Austin a goodnight kiss.

"OMG, is that guy named Austin?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna give him a good night kiss."
"Me too, what a cool guy."

by ihatecatdoghotdog April 25, 2023

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024