Alaskan Raspberry

When you freeze a condom, put it on, and have sex with a girl while she is on her period.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Mike gave Shelly an Alaskan Raspberry?"
Dude 2: "No way! I heard that hurts man."
Dude 1: "It does, I gave Karen one and my stuff hurt for a week."

by basement god May 27, 2022

Alaskan Firebird

When your girlfriend puts a fireball candy into her mouth, then gives you a blowjob.

Damn that bitch give me an Alaskan firebird, my dick hasen' t stopped burning

by Smokeyfingers621 January 01, 2019

Alaskan Creamsicle

When a colostomy bag is frozen and shoved into the anus

I gave her an Alaskan Creamsicle last night

by RoastQueef August 04, 2024

Alaskan Gusher

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a condom and ties it of at the end. The man then puts the condom in the woman's mouth for her to chew on.

Person one: Did you use a condom?
Person two: Yea bro, I gave her an Alaskan gusher

by Word man420 May 11, 2021

alaskan torpedo

(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

Hey babe is the Alaskan torpedo frozen

by Jakdeez February 18, 2017

Alaskan Boil

To freeze something

-How are you going to store the food?

-I'll throw it in the freezer, give it the good ol Alaskan Boil

by Lou Sassol December 06, 2022

Alaskan rug burn

When you take a rug, wrap someone up in it and roll them down a big grassy hill.

“Oh no he didn’t, he didn’t really just get an Alaskan Rug Burn did he?”

by The Ziggller September 18, 2022