proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016

bull dump

nicer way for saying bullshit

that's a load of bull dump if you think i'm gonna believe that!

by pussy bee January 2, 2021

Bump dump

The act of needing to take a shit immediately due to the fact that your cocaine is on the way!

Omg I got take a bump dump but it's all good cuz that just mean that Andy's here!!

by Breanna ,Vesey-Davis May 24, 2020

nervousity dump

A nervousity dump is a huge crap you take after being nervous. Usually caused after tests, getting on a ride or before talking to your dad.

"Joshua had to take a huge nervousity dump after that ride!"

by Shampou November 7, 2017

dump day

dump day is the day when khaiyaiyo get dump by her crush that gave her fakehope
12 october is dump day👍🏻

someone:hey khai whats the day today
khaiyaiyo:its the dump day bitch

by khaiyaiyo October 28, 2020

You are dump

When somebody is trash. Often used by kids.

Man, you are dump

by Matthieu420 June 2, 2020

Dump Truck

A fat ass

Brendon: Woah Emily has a fat ass!
Jim: Yea she has a dump truck!

by A black nigha April 12, 2021