Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

KING SLUTBAG

One who reigns supreme over all other slutbags.

The leader of fellow Slutbags.

Straight out PIMP

Chris is the KING SLUTBAG at Prive.

That Hot chocolate is the King SLutbag in these parts of the country.

If Slutbagging had a royal family C. Lane would be the KING SLUTBAG

by V21 January 20, 2009

Sausage King

The founder and keeper of the Sausage Factory. Also the holder of every chat Saturday.

The Sausage King has one big sausage.

by Stephen Nemeth February 22, 2005

lyin king

a person who tells a lie that is just so unbelievable you can only laugh out loud at their audacity

"I scored tickets to the Lion King so I can't make it for our date" makes John the lyin king

by female pharmacist February 8, 2015

King Kieran

King of all the known world and Universe. There are none higher than him.

King Kieran the great and benevolent!

by KingKieran March 16, 2012

king of youtube

PEWDIEPIE will for ever be the one true king of YouTube

"Everybody knows pewdiepie is the king of YouTube"

by justaman April 18, 2018

Cha-king

To be stolen from, or to have anything swiped from you either covertly or blatantly. Typically perpetrated by one particular co-worker, when he steals a sale you have been working on. Also occurs in conversation in the form of one-upping or discussion of literature and expensive sandwiches. Practice initiated at ODI in Cordova, Tennessee by AMK.

Man, I was selling that customer a Perception kayak, and Andy comes along while I'm getting the boat and and straight up cha-kings me!

Better watch your custy, bro, or you're gonna get straight cha-kiiinnnnggggg!!!

by KBroChill June 26, 2008