totes beards

Men looking adorable with beards.

Ryan Gosling is totes beards.

by Some Random Person 9760 January 05, 2014

Gandalfs beard

When a gentleman ejaculates on a females throat. no higher then her jawline tho. cause the effect of a long stringy white beard.

you can call me bilbo cause i gave that fuckin ho gandalfs beard last night.

by JamersAllenJones September 22, 2009

bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine

do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?

by pixelfairy February 18, 2011

Gingery beard

Eats, sleeps, and watches t.v. Likes baseball. Steals souls.

Woah, look at that gingery beard. I bet he has no soul.

by baby eater45567 December 10, 2010

Dingleberry Beard

When you go down on your partner, and after exploring their nether regents, you resurface and have remnants of their caverns in your beard.

After going down on my woman, I came back up with dingleberry beard!

by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016

Beard Shadow

When your beard is so massive and manly that it begins to stand out in your shadow.

Friend 1: Hey man what do you think of my beard?
Friend 2: Man get that bitch ass little beard outta my sight, that thing doesn't even have its own beard shadow.

by Skunkjewce November 07, 2014

bearded dragon

A fat male nerd with lots of facial hair

Look at that bearded dragon playing D&D.

by f1rxf1y September 11, 2016