retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.

The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.

by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016

keep watch

Verb: invite others to witness you triumph

When the naysayers & haters think you about to fall but you one step ahead. Invite them with front row seats to watch you rise above the mess.
Keep watching and see that your negativity is making me stronger and causing me to shine that much brighter.

FB status: You thought you broke me when you stabbed me in the back. I have been making moves for such a time as this.

#KEEP WATCH👁👁

by 🔑 Gr8 Xpect8ions 🔑 March 2, 2017

bulimic watching

Unlike binge watching, bulimic watching is when you watch a few episodes of a show and drop it immediately do to the fact "you've seen enough to know it's gonna be shit". This is repeated for most shows the person watches. They then act like they've seen the whole show when giving feedback on how bad it is.

Tamir dropped Stranger Things after 2 episodes, but acts like he has seen every episode when telling people how shit it is. My nigga is bulimic watching all the time

by Gizrik October 27, 2018

TV Watching Utensils

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

pi watch

A phrase originating from the competitive video game Valorant meaning someone is about to have a Kill/Death ratio of 3/14, or pi. Because the scoreboard shows all individual kills, deaths, and assists in a lobby, when a teammate is doing very poorly they will be on pi watch.

Bro please let me get the last kill, I'm on pi watch.

by mooshed potootoes May 12, 2024

pi watch

when your K/D in a Valorant game is so bad that you risk hitting 14 deaths before getting more than 3 kills, which would make your scoreline 3-14, the first three digits of pi. similar to the james bond (0-7-0).

popularized by valorant streamers and twitch chat.

person 1: bro my reyna is 2-12 right now
person 2: pi watch!

by adg2099 March 17, 2024

Norwich wrist watch

The act of fisting a sibling when in the Norfolk County

They are too close a family. I heard they often partake in a Norwich wrist watch

by Big Mug Of Tea February 13, 2024