One who wears cut off shirts, gold chains, and has no concern for anything except lifting weights and trying to impress everyone with unimpressive feats of strength.
by ACM100 June 6, 2011
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Get the Tool mug.Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.
by Marmarbrinks May 15, 2015
Get the hipster tool mug.The worst type of tools in the game Minecraft. Attacks and mines better, but has a short life. Choose diamond over gold.
"Hey guys! Check out my gold tools!"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
by Supertrain12 November 23, 2019
Get the Gold tools mug.Refers to both males and females who try too hard to belong to a certain clique and are usually used by normal people who hate them. Most tools and douchers alike are commonly known to have severe low self esteem and suffer a short person complex. The girlfriend of a male tool is AKA a "tool box."
"Buffalo wild wings" often harbors these tools and douchers and are commonly seen there watching MMA championships and UFC. The female tools are often tanorexic, sport a tacky belly button ring, french mani's and pedi's, over bleach their teeth and enjoy being berated by their tool boyfriends. The male tool is also tanorexic and sports some sort of a spikey gel hair-do called a "Frohawk" which gives the tool that "Just out of my mom's vagina" look. Both male and female tools sport some kind of tribal tattoos and both shop at "The Buckle."
"Buffalo wild wings" often harbors these tools and douchers and are commonly seen there watching MMA championships and UFC. The female tools are often tanorexic, sport a tacky belly button ring, french mani's and pedi's, over bleach their teeth and enjoy being berated by their tool boyfriends. The male tool is also tanorexic and sports some sort of a spikey gel hair-do called a "Frohawk" which gives the tool that "Just out of my mom's vagina" look. Both male and female tools sport some kind of tribal tattoos and both shop at "The Buckle."
"Dude, I'm bored. Go ask the tool if you can pee on him."
"The new guy they hired is a real tool. He's been tooling around trying to find himself a new toolbox."
"I ain't wearing no Affliction shirt! It's way too tight and I look like a tool!"
"The new guy they hired is a real tool. He's been tooling around trying to find himself a new toolbox."
"I ain't wearing no Affliction shirt! It's way too tight and I look like a tool!"
by anathema June 10, 2013
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