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Tim Walz

The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.

In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"

Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024
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Tim

Tim is a fucking bitch just like me, ha ain’t got no girl and he ain’t got no life.
Fuck off Tim, the cake was mine BUT YOU FUCKING TOOK IT YOU STUPID TWAT
by KitCat Catastrophe July 5, 2020
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Tim

Tim is the weird guy with out friends. He is very ugly and can't get a girlfriend.
Who's that ugly lonely guy
-it's Tim!
by Jedetestelestimmes July 18, 2020
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tim joosten

This is a very fat, but nice guy. He is a cuddly bear and everybody loves him. The girls are all in love with big tim joosten. He has a massive butt, and a even bigger dick.
Wow he is amazing, such a tim joosten
by Timjoostenfan November 25, 2021
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The Tim Booth

When somebody is dancing in an erratic manner snd without a care in the world
“Hey Kev, whats up with Gards, he looks as though hes having a fit

“Ah hes ok Pete, hes just doing The Tim Booth”
by Kevlar24 June 24, 2025
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On tims

To swear something in timberlands’ bootd
by Ontims September 15, 2020
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tim

someone who looks up their name in the urban dictionary
'that guy is looking his name up in the urban dictionary - must be a tim!'
by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021
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