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Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.
Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes
by DrMillerLite August 22, 2022
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Kentucky thumb

A sex position where the partner male or female forces there thumb into the other persons anal cavity
by Pootis bird 757 November 20, 2021
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The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025
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Thumb bum

When you surprise someone by ramming your thumb up there chocolate star fish and then say nice to meet you 😋
That's a nice arse I can't wait to thumb bum it
by Mac Slac March 5, 2021
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kentucky thumb

when you shove your thumb in your girls ass
gave my girl the ol’ kentucky thumb last night.
by s rooster May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

The act of taking one's thumb and jamming it in a bloody, gaping, hole and/or skin flaps.
I gave her the ol' Kentucky Thumb and I still can't get all the blood out from under my nail but she thanked me, oh yeah, she thanked me.
by b4dth3r4py May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

Whilst getting dominanted by a faulty 50BMG SLAP round, the shooter who is either getting spanked by recoil and or bitch slapped by gun parts inserts an erect thumb into their jugular vein to control the intense secretion of bodily fluids.
After I tied my RN50 to my ballsack, which exlploded from a 161,000 psi blast, not 85,000 psi. My severed arteries and shredded balls required the maneuver known as the Kentucky Thumb.
by Infamous Griefer May 20, 2021
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