cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.

"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"

by kingwinstonluvr7 July 18, 2023

Cash Snatching

The act of an individual or group of individuals that engage in placing dirty dollar bills on his or her face or between the teeth for the intent of a stripper (the snatchee) or "dancer" to collect with her body. Typically this act is performed while the individual or "team" is laying face up on the unsanitary stage. Shots are typically the catalyst for this act. The cash collection can be performed by the dancer utlizing her ta-ta's, buttocks or "snatch".

Jill, Marilyn and Jay performed a team cash snatching act at Bouzouki's last night with Chasity that left Pandora envious while preparing to take the stage.

by Rockstar and Popstar August 26, 2016

Snatch potato

Adjective for someone with hairy moles on their labia.

Man I seen this chick naked and she had a huge snatch potato.

by Tooloo & Solo August 26, 2022

snatch twat

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"

by GDub20 May 14, 2007

Snatch Pirate

To steal and have sex with another's girlfriend.

Guy One: Hey dude, where is Cindy?

Guy Two: She left me for Jack, he's such a snatch pirate.

by Pirata May 31, 2018

snatch snot

this is a green discharge from a womans snatch

i had to wipe her snatch snot before i ate her out last night.

by big joe brandt March 8, 2008