Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.

Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022

PERIOD

An excuse.

Dotter:MOM I HAVE MY PERIOD
Mutter:SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WHORE!!!

by WALKERtheGHOULpunk January 16, 2022

Period

when your uterus throws a tantrum

oh,no shes on her period

by anonymous January 19, 2022

Period

A slang used by ghetto ass females that only resembles their thotism and bad ways

Kayla said “get it sisss. PERIOD”

Taniya responded “thanks gurlll. I fucked that nigga bestfriend and stole his money because I’m broke and a whore. PERIOD!💅”

by Jerry wit a plan January 19, 2022

Period Angst

The stress you feel on your period not pre-period. The "PMS" without the "P" part. Inspired by a combination of showing teenage angst symptoms whilst on your period but no longer being a teenager.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout, I am just feeling a lot of period angst right now.

by G-snaps January 21, 2022

Zach Period

When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.

"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"

by pussy slayer 4eva January 21, 2022

Period

Woman gave this once a month. When this happens, they can’t decide what the fuck they want.

Person: “are you on your period?”

Lonely Girl: “FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!”
Person: “ok…… chill”
Lonely Girl: “Actually, Come back don’t be my dad.”

by Gsiavsksgeka May 18, 2022