Van Genderen

The uttermost and ultimate form and display of being sigma male. Widely known for assserting dominance in relationships before they know each other, because van genderen pinned your mother.

Woman 1: look at that shlong, that's gotta be a van genderen
Woman 2: he fugged me this hard, i have proof of vaccination

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Van Pham

she loves cats. maybe too much. she also meows. idk why. help

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by nutsie October 12, 2022

Vans

People who wear these are the most chill people ever. They also skate and are super kind.

I wear Vans that means I am not a virgin.

by nottheweekend August 1, 2022

van peng

If you see a nigga van peng betta hide all yall

shi because a nigga gon take all yalls mfs stuff, also he’ll fuck all yalls bitch

When van peng walk on the streeth doin his pimp walk dont nobady get in the way

OG foe life😎

by Van peng November 23, 2021

Van

A tall skinny blond kid who drinks Mayo and deals gum at high prices to sleep deprived teenagers

Where’d you get that gum?
I got it from a Van.

by Darkly and Lightly November 23, 2021

candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023

mauro van laere

a n intergalactical being, he is super smart en has the hoogste punten van de klas, he climbs rocks, plays chess, does some other nerdy things and refuses to shave his snor, so i wil give him a scheermes voor his verjaardag.

-you: hey look its mauro van laere
-Mauro van Laere: snor

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm January 12, 2024