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Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
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Tech Park

Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.
Yo are you going to the Tech Park at 6 am on a Monday?
by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023
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tech support

Tech support is an indian man who fixes your computer and has a lot of ligma. I'm sorry tech support but you have excess ligma in your body. You also get trolled very often and you are a scammer. Sorry! I don't want to get scammed!
OMG... I just got scammed by someone....
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.
by sailorurxnus May 26, 2021
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tech

Pronunciation: /tɛk/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation.)
Definition:
1. Tech (singular noun) - The act or method of connecting or unifying filaments or tissues; a process of joining fibers or structures, used instead of the word “knit.” It denotes the creation of a link or bond between materials.
2. Teches (plural noun) - Multiple instances of connecting or unifying filaments or tissues; distinct joining methods.
3. Tech-ly (adverb) - it is in a manner that connects or unifies filaments or tissues.
4. Teched (past verb) - Connected or unified through uniting fibers or structures.
5. Tech (present verb) / Teches (present verb - third person singular) - To connect or unify filaments or tissues; to create a bond or link (third-person singular).

Significance:
• Replaces the verb “knit” with a term focusing on connecting and unifying tissues or filaments.
• Highlights a deliberate and technical manner of joining materials.
• It has a subtle Latin-based sound.
Examples:
• “The surgeon expertly teched the tissue after the incision.”
• “The artisan teches the filaments with a special tool to form the pattern.”
• “The new material is teched immediately to assure maximum durability.”
• “They teched the cables carefully, ensuring each was securely fastened.”
• “She teches with incredible precision and velocity, it’s impressive.”
by Dmitrio December 28, 2024
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Tech

A tech is the nike jacket that came out and has everyone thinking they dripped out in it
This dude Blake always wearing his $130 techs and they aren’t nice!!
by techmas2022 January 11, 2022
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Cheezy Tech

A Group of Tag Artist that are able to TAG and Create art on the spot, there also skilled musicians and can dance and shuffle. Able to play sports and win, the group is hard to get into and is ran by the current leader Mr. Nancarrow
TagaRt SHuffLe FeaSt 2012 ''

Cheezy Tech Crew Participants came First for there artwork
by Nancarrow_Phsydo July 31, 2012
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IT TECH ENCODING

C/:documents/c:/system CD drive Image Sounds ///
by 201HH December 20, 2024
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