ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

Ur mum gay

Ur mum gay is the dankest shit of shit

Steve: Ur mum gay
Ur mum: No U

by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk March 10, 2018

your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023

my mum

it is represented as my mom

like my mum is op

by ksomdsnods]l[dlskofdks March 15, 2022

Call Mum

When someone does something or says something only because someone else reminded them or forced them to. This is usually in the context to "make things right/better", when they haven't thought of it themselves. Like when siblings tell each other to "Call Mum" cause it will make her happy but they don't always think to do it.

Eg. 1 Call Mum
He - "I miss you"
She - "Oh I miss you too"
He - "Did you just call mummed me?"

Eg.2 Call mum
Dan: "It's Jake's birthday today"
Rob: "Happy Bday Jake!"
Jake: " Thanks. Did you actually remember or were you called mommed?"

by Noeanais28 March 31, 2020

Ya Mum

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

by BoxManTings March 23, 2021

Mum

A mum. Basically your personal slave.

Me: Go get me a drink

Mum: I ain't your slave
Me: yeah you are

by Skystrex September 17, 2020