September 13

No cap day a day where only the facts are spoken

On September 13th imma tell you how retarded you really are but not today

by Joe mama 12345678910 September 12, 2020

september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.

Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...

by Smegma Lord October 14, 2019

September 14th

The day the best person on this planet was born, her name was known as Scrooch Carrell. (Scroonch Carrell is a definition if you want to search it up)

Goonch: scrooch Carrell is just the best person ever

Scrooch: oh I know
September 14th

by Scrooch January 2, 2019

september 6th

the day of the year when the flattest bitches with the biggest eyes are born

“bro did u see that bug eyed bitch? she must be born on september 6th”

by dillpiccolo November 10, 2019

September 12

People born on September 12 are usually a bunch of queers that look like stick figures and have tiny legs

Wow your really small must be born on September 12

by TheFactSpitterNiqar October 29, 2019

September 11

The birthday of an annoying ass spoiled brat.

What day is it?
September 11
Oh great🙄

by Caroach October 16, 2019

September 25

The day a star was born! If you were born on this day and you know a boy named Nathen , just know you guys are destined for each other ... its fait .

I was born on the 25 so I need to find me a Nathen !
September 25 : a Nathen being used to the best of his abilities
basketball one

by nikvdsoiuhfbjlsnbisr December 10, 2019