No stefan september

No simping for a boy named stefan

Him; are you gonna fuck stefan tonight
her: no its no stefan september

by Joseking September 1, 2020

September 10th

National suicide prevention day

Me: hey wanna celebrate September 10th with me
Sister: yes because suicide prevention day is the most important

by Seb_at_my_best October 7, 2020

September 7th

National Newt Day

Stevie: Hey Eleni its my birthday september 7th

Eleni: Shut up its newt day
Stevie: Wtf is that
Eleni: Time to watch maze runner

by ii_wOoDs_ii October 17, 2019

September 4th

Anyone who is born on this date is considered to have an inner demon. The creature is relatively harmless but the people born on the 4th of September may be tempted to bite others because of it.

Speaker 1: Bro she just bit my arm!
Speaker 2: Of course she did, she is born on September 4th .

by SallyTheSinner November 22, 2021

September 11th

The best holiday of the year. 9/11 the best day in the world

Me:Hey bro it's September 11th....
My brother:national fund isis DAY!!!

by UnkoNoah November 21, 2021

September 15

On this day you have to grab any ass you want

September 15 Is National Grab Ass Day

by Johnny Lawrence From Cobra Kai September 15, 2021

17th September

National tie your hair up day.

Someone in the world probably has nits, tie your hair up just so you don't get them.

It's the 17th September, you have to tie your hair up!

by Name sksksksk September 16, 2021