Spotted Dick

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it

"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"

by J3wish Man January 14, 2021

spotted butterfly

Derrick Tule,

Floats down the road without a care in the air,
Goes where the wind blows,
Paid by the hour

He was driving down the road like a spotted butterfly. 45mph in a 60mph zone!

by Drethmel July 23, 2021

Ting spotting

“Tings” as a reference to female human beings with alot sex-appeal and big bundas, mainly used in the UK and Canada. “Ting Spotting” like in the famous movie “Train spotting” only that you are spotting tings.. you get me.

Mazlum: yo Carti u wanna go spot some tings?
Carti: yeah fam lets go ting spotting innit.

by Lennstar June 7, 2022

corn spot

its the action of playing a game that includes bean bags, and planks of wood. it is some what like corn holes but better. when you are drunk you can call it corn spots.

yo, i really want to play corn spot at this hour while drinking numerous brews.

by randoandlando April 5, 2009

Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing

^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!

by thurb March 31, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Spot

A signal word used to reserve ones seat when getting up. If you don't call spot, it is generally fair game for someone to seatjack you in a crowded area.

"I'm gonna go piss" ... "spot"

by LauraGoesBANG June 9, 2018