Snake Bake

Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.

"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

Snake Skank

A gay man or transgender woman of any race who is misogynistic towards Natural-born women. They tend to become verbally and physically violent against women, preferably their own mothers, and blame them for a failed childhood instead of including the fathers. They refer to women as "fish " and may make fun of women's natural genitalia scent. They enjoy competing with women over men. By befriending women just so they can have access to their partners. They refer to it as " turning a straight gay".

" Aiden is a Snake Skank..beware of him. "

by dogymodg July 11, 2023

Snake Sucker

A Snake Sucker is a person who is known for sucking long, thick dicks. A "Snake" is usually a black man's large dick.

Person A: "Hey man, did you see that video of the Snake Sucker that my man recorded?"
Person B: "No, man. If she can take that though, she's gotta be something else."

by MarshmallowKing November 9, 2022

Snake Bite

When the very tip of your dick feels an unmistakable sharp Peirce. It's around the inside of it but still at the very tip.

“Shit man, I have a Snake Bite.”

“Damn bro I hate those.”

by Josh Allens dad’s dog’s fishes January 28, 2022

night snaking

When you are at a social gathering under the influence preying on innocent woman like a snake would do its prey

Hey look,Shanes night snaking!

by killedmydog1998 May 1, 2016

Snake Doctor

Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.

Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.

by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020

process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.

"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"

by crazydogpaw November 14, 2017