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Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together
Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.
by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022
mugGet the Florida Mud Slidemug.

slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018
mugGet the slide rulemug.

cha cha slide OD

lil peeep did a od white doing push ups in gym with speacial k.a.m.i.l booty
by falling tooth K dog February 28, 2019
mugGet the cha cha slide ODmug.

Js slide it in twn

Bro "js slide it in twn" I can't wait for the dih
by GrandMasterBaiter February 10, 2025
mugGet the Js slide it in twnmug.

Himalayan Slip-n-Slide

The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.
I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.
by Hollatmikez August 13, 2025
mugGet the Himalayan Slip-n-Slidemug.

Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.
I had a sliding session with my dog the other day
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
mugGet the Slidingmug.

Sliding salamander

When one has sex on a slip and slide while going down said slide.
Sally and I did the ole sliding salamander last night.
by Beer sack February 26, 2022
mugGet the Sliding salamandermug.

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