When your work day is not over, but you are finished for the day. Having to shuffle items around your desk, or your feet to travel to a different department just to waste some time.
Its 4:34pm and im done, im doing the tilbrook shuffle *re organise this stack of paper, this pen and this ruler. Oh and maybe visit finance*
by Keowaz October 2, 2020

To have a good wank
Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
by Dink__11 April 24, 2022

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.
Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"
by Dirty_toothbrush June 15, 2018

A dance made by the Urban Legend known as, "Bahaatoeima" a shuffle, created to the slaves of bahaatoeima asking and begging for food or to be released for sunlight.
by Minecraftcreeper4928 December 24, 2023

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

“I think girls look pretty but I can’t tell if it’s sexual attraction or just aesthetic attraction. I don’t know if I’m an ace. I’m shuffled.”
by ThePipYay November 4, 2021

A shuffle created by the ancient egyptian king, King Bahaatoeima the III. It was a shuffle created by King B, to show remorse towards his workers thousands of years ago.
by Minecraftcreeper4928 January 3, 2024
