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Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
by Dink__11 April 24, 2022
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thumb shuffle

Sticking your thumb in a vagina or asshole and vigorously wagging it
“Yo dude, I thumb shuffled my girl last night and it saved me from doing any work”
by Why whywhywhy why October 24, 2017
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Fulham Shuffle

The art of luring a prospective partner to bed, often with over-dramatic implications of an epoch-defining sexual encounter, before abruptly changing course and either 'shuffling' out of the situation or using it as leverage to make previously unclarified demands.

So called because of its avid use amoung the people of Fulham.

Popular additions include pretending to pass out (If in doubt!), claiming apparnet surprise at your partners intentions or making exagerated claims about your own morality. e.g. Not before i'm married!

Added points are available for 'shuffles' acheved later into a given encounter and for gaslighting the individual into believing that expectations of sex where delusionally created by them.
Chin 1: I saw you leave with Tanya last night. Any action?
Chin 2: Nah bro, she fulham shuffled me. Hard!
Chin 1: How so?
Chin 2: I wasnt that interested tbh but she spent all night talking about how she gives the best blowjobs and she couldnt wait to show me.

Eventually we got to mine, we kissed a little and half naked on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her hand she goes. 'What!, you think we are hooking up! I'm not that kind of girl. Arrh, men are such pigs!' and storms out.

Chin 1: Damn bro, you got shuggled hard!
Chin 2: Thats not even the worst of it. She's been messaging me all day asking when I'm taking her on a date!
Chin 1: Ha ha ha! You have to stop dating Fulham girls, they crazy!
Chin 2: Preach!
by Curious Beast August 31, 2023
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Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A dance made by the Urban Legend known as, "Bahaatoeima" a shuffle, created to the slaves of bahaatoeima asking and begging for food or to be released for sunlight.
"Oh bahaatoeima please! i will do the shuffle just for you!"
-does the bahaatoeima shuffle-
by Minecraftcreeper4928 December 24, 2023
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utter shuffle

when a girl or woman has to get in there and scratch her boobs.
man did you see that girl doin the utter shuffle?! it was actually kinda hot
by UncleNasty May 21, 2008
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Icy Shuffle

Purposely sliding one's feet along the ground in hopes that they will avoid slipping on ice. Has a good success rate, although it may piss off people who are walking behind you.
"Quit doing the icy shuffle and walk like a normal guy."
"I did the icy shuffle as walked out of my house onto the icy steps."
by jb0590 February 23, 2011
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sheila shuffle

When a woman wiggles her hips side to side while pulling up her pants.
*Woman hikes up her pants and does a little wiggle
"Niiice."
"Down Unda we call that the Sheila Shuffle."
by MrJonny94 June 3, 2022
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