ryan salt

Ryan salt is a dreamer every thing he does is a just a dream because what happens to Ryan and how everyone else sees it is completely different

Jake:hey want to hang out?
Ryan salt:hey want to go hang your self

by The truth 65 May 30, 2016

Calm the Salt

To chill oneself and calm down, hence "calming" the "salt"

She needed to "calm the salt" when she went off on that guy for cheating.

by legit123 #dab January 30, 2017

Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.

Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there

by Lovecraftmind March 21, 2019

Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex

Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick

by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010

salt is a sauce

A true fact that can not be disputed.

A true fact that can not be disputed.

Peasha- "What are you doing?"
Lance-"Putting salt on my sandwich."
Peasha-"Is it adding moistness or flavour?"
Lance-"I mean yeah, why?"
Peasha-"So salt is a sauce!"

by ItzPawsha October 7, 2019

Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.

Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips

by BirdMan3110 November 11, 2019

salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer December 8, 2015