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redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.
When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .
by P E N G U I N May 23, 2023
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Redneck Facelift

"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"

"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"
by Creepybobo67 July 31, 2024
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Redneck Wop

An Italian who collects many things, including vehicles resulting in a yard resembling that of a redneck.
eg. Did you see Matteo's yard? It's very redneck wop.
by amandadee77 April 30, 2015
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Redneck Royalty

People who command, or think they command, a presence among the working poor. Usually strongly opinionated and adept at bullying their "subjects" by being loud. Occasionally have to resort to mock threats of physical violence to maintain their authority. At picnics, they line their lawn chairs (thrones) in a prominent place just off the beer tent, and regale the crowds with opinions about how dumb everyone else is.
Jim and Cathy and the rest of their redneck royalty are busy making proclamations about the idiots running the country.
by already there August 18, 2023
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Redneck-Salamander

Everything bad you can think of aimed at your girlfriend
You're a Redneck-Salamander.
by anonymous December 21, 2021
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Redneck Code

The Redneck Code was created in 1883 by the redneck icon JS Williams the Third, who is best know for his late century drag performances.

Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:

1. Always wear a hat

2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails

3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product

4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.

5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.

6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.

7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.

8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.

9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.

10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.

11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.

The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
Our founder, JS Williams III, a gay icon, always abided the the redneck code he created to help us.
by jswilliams2024 April 19, 2022
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redneck bidet

After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 5, 2022
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